If any of you as much as thinks the word parley, I’ll have your guts for garters.
Stop it!
Welcome back, Miss. You took advantage of our hospitality last time.
It holds fair now that you return the favor.
Barbossa!
She goes free!
- What’s in your head, boy! - She goes free!
You’ve only got one shot and we can’t die.
Don’t do anything stupid.
You can’t...I can.
- Who are you? - No one. He’s no one.
A distant cousin of my aunt’s nephew twice removed.
Lovely singing voice, though. Eunuch.
My name is Will Turner. My father was Bootstrap Bill Turner.
His blood runs in my veins.
He's a spitting image of ol' Bootstrap Bill come back to haunt us.
On my word do as I say or I’ll pull this trigger.
And be lost forever to Davy Jones’ Locker.
- Name your terms, Mr. Turner . - Elizabeth goes free.
Yes, we know that one. Anything else?
And the crew, the crew are not to be harmed.
Agreed.
Barbossa, you lying bastard! You swore she’d go free.
Don’t dare impugn me honor, boy. I agreed she’d go free it was you who failed...
...to specify when or where.
Though it does seem a shame to lose something so fine, don’t it lads?
So I’ll be having that dress back before you go?
I always liked you.
It goes with your black heart.
Ooh, it’s still warm.
Off you go!
Come on!
Too long!
I really had rather hoped we were past all this.
Jack, Jack.
Did ya not notice? That be the same little island that we made you Governor.
Of on our last little trip.
I did notice.
Perhaps you’ll be able to conjure up another miraculous escape.
But I doubt it.
Off you go.
Last time you left me a pistol with one shot.
By the powers, you’re right. Were be Jack ’s pistol? Bring it forward.
Seeing as there’s two of us, a gentleman would give us a pair of pistols.
It’ll be one pistol as before and you can be the gentleman...
...and shoot the lady and starve to death yourself.
That’s the second time I’ve had to watch that man sail away with my ship.
But you were marooned on this island before, weren’t you? So we can escape in the same way you did then
To what point and purpose, young missy?
The Black Pearl is gone.
And unless you have a rudder and a lot of sails hidden in that bodice...
Unlikely, young Mr.Turner will be dead long before you can reach him.
But you’re Captain Jack Sparrow.
You vanished from under the eyes of 7 agents of the East India Company.
You sacked Nassau Port without even firing a shot.
Are you the pirate I’ve read about or not?
How did you escape last time?
Last time...I was here a grand total of three days, alright?
Last time...
...the rumrunners used this island as a cache.
Came by and I was able to barter a passage off.
From the looks of things, they’ve long been out of business.
Probably have your bloody friend Norrington to thank for that.
So that’s it then?
That’s the secret grand adventure of the infamous Jack Sparrow?
You spent three days lying on a beach, drinking rum!
Welcome to the Caribbean, love.
We're devils and black sheep and really bad eggs.
Drink up me 'earties yo ho! Yo ho yo ho a pirate's life for me!
I love this song!
Really bad eggs!
When I get the Pearl back, I’m gonna teach it to the whole crew.
And we'll sing it all the time.
And you’ll be positively the most fearsome pirate in the Spanish Main.
Not just the Spanish Main, love.
The entire ocean... the entire world.
Wherever we want to go, we'll go.
That’s what a ship is, you know?
It’s not just a keel and a hull and a deck and sails that's what a ship needs...
But what a ship is...
What the Black Pearl really is...
...is freedom.
Jack...
It must be really terrible for you to be trapped on this island.
Oh, yes.
But the company is infinitely better than last time, I think.
And the scenery has definitely improved...
Mr. Sparrow, I’m not entirely sure...
...that I’ve had enough rum to allow that kind of talk.
I know exactly what you mean, love.
To freedom!
To the Black Pearl.
No! Not good!
Stop! Not good!
What are you doing? You burned all the food, the shade, the rum!
Yes, the rum is gone.
Why is the rum gone?
One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels.
Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire Royal Navy is out looking for me.
Do you really think that there is even the slightest chance that they won’t see it?
But why is the rum gone?
Just wait, Captain Sparrow.
You give it one hour, maybe two, keep a weather eye out and then you will see...
...white sails on that horizon.
Must’ve been terrible for you to be trapped here, Jack.
Must’ve been terrible for you...
Well it bloody is now!
There’ll be no living with her after this.
But we’ve got to save Will! - No!
You’re safe now.
We will return to Port Royal immediately not go gallivanting after pirates.
Then we condemn him to death.
The boy’s fate is regrettable.
But then so is his decision to engage in piracy.
To rescue me, to prevent anything from happening to me!
If I may be so bold as to interject my professional opinion.
The Pearl was listing near to scabbers after the battle.
It’s very unlikely she’ll be able to make good time.
Think about it.
The Black Pearl.
The last real pirate threat in the Caribbean, mate.
How can you pass that up?
By remembering that I serve others, Mr. Sparrow, not only myself.
Commodore, I beg you, please do this.
For me as a wedding gift.
Elizabeth. Are you accepting the Commodore’s proposal?
I am.
A wedding! I love weddings, drinks all around!
I know. Clap him in irons, right
Mr.Sparrow.
You will accompany these fine men to the helm and provide us...
...with the bearing to Isla de Muerta.
You will then spend the rest of the voyage contemplating all possible meanings of the phrase...
"silent as the grave".
Do I make myself clear?
Inescapably clear.
Shiver me timbers.
Cotton ‘ere says you missed a bit.
You knew William Turner?
Old Bootstrap Bill ...we knew him.
Never sat well with Bootstrap what we did to Jack Sparrow.
The mutiny and all.
He said it wasn’t right with the code.
That’s why he sent off a piece of the treasure to you as it were.
He said we deserved to be cursed...
...and remain cursed.
- Stupid blighter - Good man.
But as you can imagine...
That didn’t sit too well with the Captain.
That didn’t sit too well with the Captain, at all. Tell him what Barbossa did.
I’m telling the story!
So...
What the Captain did...
He strapped a cannon to Bootstraps’ bootstraps.
The last we saw of old Bill Turner...
He was sinking to the crushing black oblivion of Davy Jones’ Locker.
Course it was only after that...
We learned we needed his blood to lift the curse.
That’s what you call ironic.
Bring him!
I don’t care for the situation.
Any attempt to storm the cave could turn to an ambush.
Not if you’re the one doing the ambushing.
I go in to convince Barbossa to send his men out in their little boats.
You and your mates return to the Dauntless and blast the bejesus outta them with your little cannons, aye?
What do you have to lose?
Nothing I’d lament being rid of.
Now, to be quite honest with you...
There’s still a slight risk for those aboard the Dauntless which includes the future Mrs. Commodore.
Sorry, but for your own safety.
I don't care what the Commodore ordered, I must tell him.
- The pirates…they cannot be killed! - Don’t worry, miss, he’s already informed of that.
A little mermaid flopped up on deck and told him the whole story.
This is Jack Sparrow’s doing.
No reason to fret, it’s just a prick of the finger and a few drops of blood.
No mistakes this time. He’s only half-Turner. We spill it all.
Guess there is reason to fret.
Beg your pardon.
Begun by blood...
Excuse me.
By blood un...
Jack.
- It’s not possible. - Not probable.
- Where’s Elizabeth ? - She’s safe, just like I promised.
She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised.
And you get to die for her, just like you promised
So we're all men of our word really.
Except for Elizabeth who is, in fact, a woman.
Shut up! You’re next!
You don’t want to be doing that, mate.
No, I really think I do.
Your funeral.
- Why don’t I want to be doing it? - Well, because...
Because the HMS Dauntless, pride of the Royal Navy...
Is floating just offshore...
Waiting for you.
What are we doing here?
Pirates come out... unprepared and unawares.
We catch them in the crossfire...
Send them down to see old Hobb.
I know why we’re here. I mean...
Why aren’t we doing what it was what Mr. Sparrow said we should do...
With the cannons and all. Because it was Mr. Sparrow who said it.
You think he wasn’t telling the truth?
Just hear me out, mate.
You order your men to row out to the Dauntless, they do what they do best.
Robert’s your Uncle Fannie’s your Aunt, there you are with two ships.
The makings of your very own fleet.
‘Course you’ll take the grandest as your flagship and who’s to argue?
But what of the Pearl?
Name me Captain.
I'll sail under your colors, I’ll give you ten percent of me plunder and you get to introduce yourself as...
...Commodore Barbossa. Savvy?
I supose in exchange you want me not to kill the whelp.
No, no, not at all by all means, kill the whelp.
Just not yet...
Wait to lift the curse...
Until the opportune moment.
For instance...
After you’ve killed Norrington’s men...
every... last... one.
You’ve been planning this from the beginning.
Ever since you learned my name.
Yeah.
I want fifty percent of your plunder.
- 15% - 40%
- 25%
And I’ll buy you the hat...
A really big one...
Commodore.
We have an accord!
All hand’s to the boats!
Apologies, you give the orders.
Gents...
- Take a walk! - Aye!
Not to the boats?
Hold fire!
This is just like what the Greeks done at Troy.
Except they was in a horse instead of dresses.
Wooden horse.
A moment, please.
I just want you to know I believe you made a very good decision today.
Couldn’t be more proud of you.
But you know, even a good decision if made for the wrong reasons...
...can be a wrong decision?
Lieutenant?
Are you there?
Elizabeth, are you even listening to me?
Oh, what have you done?
Stop that! I already feel like a fool.
You look nice, though.
I must admit, Jack, I thought I had you figured.
It turns out that you’re a hard man to predict.
Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be...
...dishonest.
Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for.
Because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly...
...stupid.
You’re off the edge of the map, mate. Here there be monsters.
Roger that!
What would you pick to eat first? I think we should decide now.
Just so we're ready when the time comes.
What was that?
It’s Elizabeth!
Make for the ship! Move!
The ship!
You can’t beat me Jack!
That’s interesting.
Couldn’t resist, mate.
So what now, Jack Sparrow? Will it be it two immortals locked in...
An epic battle until Judgment Day and trumpets sound?
Or you could surrender.
All of you with me. Will is in that cave and we must save him.
Ready? And heave!
Please, I need your help, come on.
Any port in the storm.
Cotton’s right, we’ve got the Pearl.
- What about Jack, you’re just going to leave him? - Jack owes us a ship.
- There’s the code to consider - The code?
You’re pirates, hang the code and hang the rules.
They’re more like guidelines anyway.
Bloody pirates!
- Is it supposed to be doing that? - They’re stealing our ship.
- Bloody pirates!
Come on!
I’m gonna teach you the meaning of pain.
You like pain?
Try wearing a corset.
- Whose side is Jack on? - At the moment?
No fair.
Ten years you carry that pistol and now you waste your shot.
He didn’t waste it.
I feel...
...cold.
Parlay?
The ship is ours, gentlemen.
We should return to the Dauntless.
Your fiancé will be wanting to know you’re safe.
If you were waiting for the opportune moment...
...that was it.
Now if you’ll be so kind, I’d be much obliged if you’d drop me off my ship.
I’m sorry, Jack.
They done what’s right by them. Can’t expect more than that.
Jack Sparrow...
Captain. Captain Jack Sparrow.
For your willful commission of crimes against the crown.
Said crimes being numerous in quantity and sinister in nature.
The most grievous of these to be cited herewith:
Piracy, smuggling...
This is wrong.
Commodore Norrington is bound by the law. As are we all.
...impersonating an officer of the Spanish Royal Navy...
...impersonating a cleric of the Church of England...
...sailing under false colors, arson, kidnapping, looting, poaching...
...pilfering, depravity, depredation and general lawlessness.
And for these crimes you have been sentenced to be on this day...
...hung by the neck until dead.
May God have mercy on your soul.
Governor Swann. Commodore.
Elizabeth.
I should have told you every day from the moment I met you...
I love you.
Marines.
Can’t breathe.
Elizabeth.
Move!
I thought we might have to endure some manner of ill conceived escape.
...attempt but not from you.
On our return to Port Royal, I granted you clemency.
And this is how you thank me?
By throwing in your lot with him? He’s a pirate.
And a good man.
If all I have achieved here is that the hangman will earn two pairs...
of boots instead of one, so be it.
At least my conscience will be clear.
You forget your place, Turner.
It’s right here, between you and Jack.
- As is mine. - Elizabeth.
Lower your weapons!
For goodness’ sake put them down!
So this is where your heart truly lies, then?
It is.
Well! I’m actually feeling rather good about this.
I think we've all arrived at a very special place, eh?
Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically.
I want you to know that I was rooting for you, mate.
Know that.
Elizabeth...
...it would never have worked between us, darling.
I’m sorry.
Will.
Nice hat.
Men!
This is the day that you will always remember as the day that you...
Idiot.
He has nowhere to go but back to the noose.
Sail ho!
What’s your plan of action?
Sir?
Perhaps on the rare occasion, pursuing the right course...
...demands an act of piracy...
Piracy itself can be the right course.
Mr.Turner.
I will accept the consequences of my actions.
This is a beautiful sword.
I would expect the man who made it to show the same care and...
...devotion in every aspect of his life.
Thank you.
Commodore!
What about Sparrow?
Well...
I think we can afford to give him one day's head start
So, this is the path...
...you've chosen, is it?
After all...he is a blacksmith.
No...
He’s a pirate.
I thought you were supposed to keep to the code.
We figured they were more actual...guidelines.
Thank you.
Captain Sparrow.
...the Black Pearl is yours.
On deck you scabbarous dogs!
Man the braces!
Now...bring me that horizon.
And really bad eggs.
Drink up, me 'arties yo ho...
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